<Prole> What c’est quoi ?
<Xena> Oui
<Prole> Ah ça veut dire oui ?
<Xena> Non oO
<Prole> Bah c’est toi qui me dis ça
<Xena> T’as fumé ?
<Prole> Bah What ça veut dire quoi ?
<Xena> Bah oui bordel !
<Prole> Tu te fous de ma gueule ou quoi?
<Xena> What ça veut dire quoi !!
<Prole> C’est ce que je te demande U_u’
<Xena> PUT** MAIS WHAT CA VEUT DIRE QUOI !!! QUOI !!! LE MOT QUOI -_____-
<Prole> Aaaah ça veut dire quoi ?
<Xena> OUI
<Prole> Aaah ok merci !!
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<Xena> Y’a pas de quoi…
C’est là que l’utilisation des guillemets serait judicieuse… -_-
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ben non, what c’est le mage
– Qui veut dire who?
– Oui
– Bah dis le!!
– …
Et dire que les guillemets auraient pus régler le problème ! C ballot
Sinon il existe un truc vaaaachement pratique pour éviter ce genre de situation, ça s’appelle les “guillemets”, il paraît.
Il a de la what dans les oreilles ou quoi?
Sinon Google est ton ami hein.
WHO IS THE TANK?!?
Sinon y a que moi que ça choque que le mec sache pas ce que veut dire “what” ?
Cela date un peu mais …
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
George: That’s who’s name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in
China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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Son prénom c’est juste? Rip grand monsieur
– And I said “hew” !
– “Who” ?
– Zack !
– Why do you say “Zack ” ?
– No, I said “Hew” ?
– Zack !
– Not “Zack”, “Hew” !
– Why do you keep saying “who” ?
Big Bang Theory <3
A: Ça veut dire quoi “I don’t know” ?
B: Je ne sais pas
A: Mais tu sais jamais rien toi :/
Non, aaaah ça veut rien dire c’est what qui veut dire quoi.
C’est pas qui ni quoi c’est kyo !
Tout le monde parle de guillemets, mais en fait la solution aurait surtout été que Xena fasse une phrase complète type “oui, ça veut dire quoi”. Mais bon, pourquoi éviter un quiproquo quand on peut en créer un ?
Pour ceux qui aiment ce genre de chaos linguistique, il faut écouter le sketch des sieurs Abbott et Costello, “Who’ on first”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=kTcRRaXV-fg
Un peu ancien mais toujours aussi poilant.
